Hey guys, my name is Rosie, im 22 years young. living life to the fullest.

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via kim-kanye-baby)

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5 hours ago
westbor0baptistchurch:

the real reason why romney lost

westbor0baptistchurch:

the real reason why romney lost

(Source: sade, via thefuuuucomics)

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5 hours ago
kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

(via wildyoungtriangles)

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5 hours ago
kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters, via wildyoungtriangles)

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Posted
5 hours ago

What I love about social justice white people

sage-kun:

juxtapiration:

is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.

He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.

image

(via kim-kanye-baby)

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5 hours ago

toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

image

(via penis-hilton)

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Posted
5 hours ago

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns, via d0nt-f0rg3t-m3)

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71358
Posted
7 hours ago

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

(via d0nt-f0rg3t-m3)

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465259
Posted
7 hours ago

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

(via d0nt-f0rg3t-m3)

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42996
Posted
7 hours ago
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